We got tired of watching good businesses wait.
Weird Deals started with a simple observation: the owners who need capital most are the ones banks make wait longest. So we built a funding company that moves as fast as the people it serves.
Because normal wasn't working.
Normal is a 40-page application, a six-week wait and a "no" with no explanation. Normal is a call-center rep reading a script. We decided to be a little weird instead: fast, honest, and actually reachable.
Our advisors have funded thousands of businesses — restaurants, contractors, trucking fleets, clinics, salons — and they'll tell you straight if a deal doesn't make sense for you. That honesty is why most of our clients come back for a second round.
The un-weird part: our values
⚡ Speed with care
Fast shouldn't mean sloppy. We move quickly because we've done this thousands of times.
🔍 Radical clarity
Total cost in dollars, every time. If you don't understand it, we haven't done our job.
🤝 One advisor
The person who takes your first call is the person who funds you — and picks up after.
🧭 Honest no's
If funding isn't right for you today, we'll say so and tell you what would change that.
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The humans behind the deals
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Let's talk about your business.
Real advisors, real answers — usually within the hour.